The Menu

UNCLE MONTE’S
Chefs Byron Knight and Nick Iacovides have created the ultimate in US decadence with their Monte Christo Summer Pop-Up. All meats are prepared fresh on-site in the POND kitchen and jams are all make weekly. Trailer trash junk food has never been so lovingly prepared.

LE FREAKSHAKER
Just a few months ago, Olly Bonhomme unleashed ‘Le Freakshaker’ on the unsuspecting East London public. Housed in a tiny cafe on Dalston’s Kingsland Road, the immediate frenzy kicked up by Le Freakshaker was uncontainable - and now he’s taken over POND.

UNCLE MONTE'S

  • The Disney Classic

    The Count of Monte Cristo

    Ham, turkey, Swiss and American mustard mayo. With strawberry jam.

    £9-

  • Uncle Monte

    Sautéd steak, Swiss and Provalone cheese, onions, bell peppers and garlic mayo. With the jam of a firm, young carrot.

    £12-

  • Monte of Alamein (V)

    Deep fried basil and pesto white lasagne. With smoked tomato jam.

    £7-
  • Byron's Favourite

    Monte Zuma's Revenge

    Mexican smoked pulled pork, kimchi, pickle onions, jalapeños, smoke Jack and Gouda. With jalapeño chive jam.

    £8-

  • Montgomery Burns

    Waffle filled with ham, brie, sautéd apples. With Smithers’ onion jam.

    £10-

  • Viva Monte Vegas

    Peanut butter, banana, bacon cheddar and American cheese. With strawberry jam.

    £11-

Sides

  • French fries

    £3-

  • Sweet potato fries

    £3-

  • Fried gherkins

    £3-

  • Green Salad

    £4-

  • Mac Ball

    £4-

LE FREAKSHAKER

  • F.F.S. For Freaks Shake

    Chocolate ice cream, Oreo cookies,and lots of love and stuff.

    £8-

  • Shake Love to Me

    Raspberry ice cream shake with fluff, fluff and some more fluff.

    £9-

  • Freak Shake Sinora

    Malibu Rum & coconut sorbet Pina Colada style island freak.

    £14-

  • Don’t Shake My Hand Gimme Your Car

    Jameson Irish Whiskey with maple ice cream. Topped with waffle and bacon, be still, my heart. You heard me right -- bacon...

    £15-
  • Olly Recommends

    Absolut-ly Freaky

    Absolut Raspberry Vodka with raspberry ice cream and Smurf sauce..

    £14-

Kindly note that these are sample menus only. Actual menus vary daily based on seasonal produce availability.

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